Important Twitter poll from @krakenthusiast:
Elias Pettersson Should Not Be
Can anyone explain Elias Pettersson? How is this reedy freak of a beanpole Swede lighting up the National Hockey League?…
S.C.H.L.U.B.B. 2020: Post Your Playoff Beard For a Chance to Win
We’re deep into the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs and S.C.H.L.U.B.B. 2020! S.C.H.L.U.B.B. (Stanley Cup HairabaLoo: Unshaven Beard…
Tuukka Rask Tuukka Leave of Absence From the Playoffs
Someday, when this weird-as-hell season is over, we might find out what exactly made Bruins netminder Tuukka Rask bail on…
Dan Bern Kraken Song
By the time the Seattle Kraken take the ice in 2021, their entrance music will have been worried over by…
Conspiracy Twitter: The NHL Draft Lottery was Rigged
The New York Rangers won the first overall pick in the 2020 NHL Draft Lottery on Monday, and presumptive dibs…
Superior Fish is now Beaumont Urgent Care
An urgent care clinic is moving into the old Superior Fish building in Royal Oak, MI, the Detroit Free Press…
Everett Fitzhugh is the Voice of the Kraken
The Seattle Kraken hired Everett Fitzhugh “in a team broadcaster role that will be crafted as he works for the…
Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby; You’re Done
Sidney Crosby turned 33 today, and the Montreal Canadiens got together to give him a trip… out of the qualifying…
Fishes of the Small Leagues
Up to the moment the Seattle Kraken announced their name, I’d’ve bet money they were going with “Sockeyes”. It would…
