Sports fans throw the word “hero” around pretty carelessly. Sure, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Bo Jackson were phenomenal athletes … More
Month: August 2020
Tortorella Fined
The NHL issued Columbus head coach John Tortorella a $25,000 fine for walking out of his press conference last week. … More
Tim Hortons Barbie
Coming soon to a donut shop potentially* near you: Mattel’s Tim Hortons hockey Barbie. Originally slated for summer release, the … More
What Will Seattle Fans Actually Call Their Home Rink?
Important Twitter poll from @krakenthusiast:
Elias Pettersson Should Not Be
Can anyone explain Elias Pettersson? How is this reedy freak of a beanpole Swede lighting up the National Hockey League? … More
S.C.H.L.U.B.B. 2020: Post Your Playoff Beard For a Chance to Win
We’re deep into the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs and S.C.H.L.U.B.B. 2020! S.C.H.L.U.B.B. (Stanley Cup HairabaLoo: Unshaven Beard … More
Tuukka Rask Tuukka Leave of Absence From the Playoffs
Someday, when this weird-as-hell season is over, we might find out what exactly made Bruins netminder Tuukka Rask bail on … More
Dan Bern Kraken Song
By the time the Seattle Kraken take the ice in 2021, their entrance music will have been worried over by … More
Conspiracy Twitter: The NHL Draft Lottery was Rigged
The New York Rangers won the first overall pick in the 2020 NHL Draft Lottery on Monday, and presumptive dibs … More
Superior Fish is now Beaumont Urgent Care
An urgent care clinic is moving into the old Superior Fish building in Royal Oak, MI, the Detroit Free Press … More